genious

" ... Hi, I'm your host Jimmy Fallon, from 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon'. Yeah, NBC asking the host of Late Night to come to Los Angeles to host a different show, what could possibly go wrong?? [camera zooms in on Conan O' Brien, crowd cheers and applauds]... Too soon?"

-- jimmy fallon @ emmy's 2010

"The Pope has a Facebook page, that's true, I'm not making that up. The creepy thing is that under 'Relationship Status' he put: 'It's Complicated'. That's the creepy thing!"

-- bill maher @ "... but I'm not wrong"