30.6.11

dear blank, please blank - pt. 2


Dear bath tub companies,

Please make a bath tub suitable for tall people.

Sincerely, hate having to choose between my legs and my chest.

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Dear Spider,

You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe- OMFG IT MOVED!!!

Sincerely, my neighbors thought I was being murdered.

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